ASOIAF: Crossing the River

Title: Crossing the River
Author: smirnoffmule
Characters/Pairings: Catelyn Stark/Walder Frey
Rating: R
Warnings: Consent is as complicated as the pairing might suggest.
Summary: Catelyn makes a different deal with the Lord of the Crossing.
A/N: Thanks to st_aurafina and cold_clarity, and to bela0103 for the amazing prompt. Written for asoiaf_exchange. In the books, Ned is not yet dead when Robb’s army reaches the Twins, so consider this an AU from that point on.

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ASOIAF: It's Always Our Self that We Find in the Sea

Title: It's Always Our Self that We Find in the Sea.
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Author: smirnoffmule
Characters: Aeron Greyjoy, Euron Greyjoy
Rating: R
Warnings: Childhood sexual abuse between siblings.
Summary: Aeron Greyjoy goes down in a storm.
A/N: Written for alcanis_ivennil for asoiaf_exchange. Big thanks to linndechir for the last minute beta.

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Ent threesome

Enterprise: The First Casualty 1 - 9

Title: The First Casualty Parts 1 - 9
Fandom: Enterprise
Author: smirnoffmule
Characters: Reed, Archer, Trip.
Rating: R
Warnings (for entire story): Violence, torture, depictions of terrorism, PTSD.
Summary: A humanitarian mission on a war-torn world goes badly wrong, and Malcolm has to face the consequences.
A/N: Set post season four. The title comes from Aeschylus; “In war, truth is the first casualty.” All the thanks in the world due to Volley & Vera, without whom this monster never would have survived.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Midnighter breathes

The Authority: Falling Down (Five Flights)

Title: Falling Down (Five Flights)
Author: smirnoffmule
Fandom: The Authority.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Apollo/Midnighter.
Summary: Five scenes from Apollo and Midnighter's early life. Sometimes you don't know if you're flying or falling until you hit the ground. Written for sabrina_il for Yuletide 2009.
Notes Spoilers for Stormwatch: A Finer World. Also archived on AO3

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Iron Man/Wolverine: Above the Rain

Title: Above the Rain
Author: smirnoffmule
Fandom:: Iron Man/ X-men Origins: Wolverine
Rating: R
Characters: Rhodey, Bradley, Wade.
Warnings: Fudged helicopter science.
Summary: A young James Rhodes learns some things they never taught him in flight school. Written for likeadeuce for marvel_crossing
Notes: Thanks to voorishsign for letting me pick his brains about Bradley.

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Ianto likes robots

Torchwood - Straw Man (The Rage Against the Machine Remix)

Title: Straw Man (The Rage Against the Machine Remix)
Author: smirnoffmule
Fandom: Torchwood
Character(s): Suzie, Ianto, Lisa, Jack.
Rating: R
Summary: A secret shared is a secret halved. A remix of Dancing on the Camel's Back by santousha, written for remixredux09
Notes: Thanks so much to santousha - this was a great story to remix. Big thanks also to verasteine for the very helpful beta.

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Johnny Storm

Fantastic Four - Five Times Johnny Storm Set the Bed on Fire

Title: Five Times Johnny Storm Set the Bed on Fire
Author: smirnoffmule
Fandom: Fantastic Four movieverse
Pairing: Johnny Storm/Various
Rating: PG
Summary: How Flaming is the Human Torch? Written for the lgbtfest prompt: "Johnny Storm, He doesn't think his bisexuality is anyone's business but his own - the media think differently. Sue is upset that he didn't tell her."

A/N: With thanks to valderys and lawsontl for the beta help.

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